Me and Antonio -- oh you know him...the love of my life -- just celebrated our anniversary. We've been together like over a decade. Like, that long? Yeah, baby, that long.
Seems like just yesterday that we started out. Ours was intense from the start. Just as intense, now? Well. yeah.....sometimes.
The fire still there? Er...I'm sure it's there somewhere. But do you really need to have that fire? I mean, let's face it....the fire is not as hot but it does not mean that the relationship is cold and dead. Does it?
Don't think so.
I'm gonna just overturn all that psycho crap about what a relationship must have for it to survive till eternity.....
It's not true that sex is everything in a relationship. It is important....I think that's when you know whether the fire is still burning.
Physical intimacy is important.
Communication is not the engine that drives the relationship. Don't believe it that when you're together you're supposed to talk and talk and talk to each other. NAAAH....So not true.
And yes yes yes.....you have to keep fit and healthy so that you can cope with everything that's important to you. And you will not want to die - pffft -- before him. Or do you?
Ok...that's enough.
You know that I don't trust Antonio 100 per cent. My mama ( God bless her soul/May she rest in peace) told me never ever give your man 100 per cent -- not yourself, and not your trust.
She said that because you do not want to be disillusioned, disappointed that can lead to you being either homicidal or suicidal. Ok...the last bit is mine.
But, you know what, mama. It still doesn't work. I don't give Antonio 100 per cent and I can still feel a depth of disillusionment, disappointment and oooh.....betrayal. But I am not homicidal nor suicidal.
Heck. And hell. I still love the bastard!
13 comments:
Witch,
That's the fun of the relationship, the uncertainty. Clockwork precision and certainty will kill the fun.
zawi,
you said it, bro!
what'sa relationship without the bumps and the surprises, eh?
well witch,
happy anniversary to you and antonio..
wow...you guys seem to have a tempestuous relationship...
cheers!
gypsy,
haha!
tempestous? perhaps the most apt description thus far!
and thanx for the wish(es)!
I received this from http://jacquiscurve.blogspot.com
I dont have your email so I chose this comment box. This is a gem, you and your readers might enjoy:
This is very interesting..........(to women) please take time to ponder........(to men) enjoy the story........
Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighbouring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, If after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death. The question was: What do women really want?
Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, And to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, He accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end.
He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: The princess, the priests, the wise men, and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer. Many people advised him to consult the old witch, For only she would have the answer. But the price would be high as the witch was famous through out the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.
The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but he would have to agree to her price first.
The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, The most noble of the Knights of the Round Table, And Arthur's closest friend! Young Arthur was horrified. She was hunch-backed and hideous, had only one tooth, Smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc.
He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life. He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden,
But Lancelot, having learnt of the proposal, spoke with Arthur. He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life. And the reservation of the Round Table. Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered. Arthur's question thus: 'What a woman really wants?'
She said, 'Is to be in charge of her own life.'
Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth. And that Arthur's life would be spared.
And so it was.
The neighbouring monarch granted Arthur his freedom.
And Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding.
The honeymoon hour approached and, Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom.
But, what a sight awaited him.
The most beautiful woman he had ever seen lay before him on the bed.
The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened.
The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a witch, She would henceforth be her horrible and deformed self only half the time. And the beautiful maiden the other half.
'Which would you prefer? She asked him. 'Beautiful during the day .... or at night?'
Lancelot pondered the predicament.
During the day he could have a beautiful woman to show off to his friends,
But at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch!
Or,
Would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day?
But by night a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous, intimate moments with?
(If you are a man reading this...) What would YOUR choice be?
(If you are a woman reading this) What would YOUR MAN'S choice be?
What Lancelot chose, is given below:
BUT... make YOUR choice before you scroll down below... OKAY?
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Noble Lancelot, knowing the answer the witch gave Arthur to his question, He said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.
Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time. Because, he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life.
Now... what is the moral to this story?
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The moral is...
1) There is a witch in every woman no matter how beautiful she is!
2) If you don't let a woman have her own way, things are going to get ugly.
So, always remember:
IT'S EITHER 'HER WAY' OR IT'S 'NO WAY'
....and happy anniversary...I see antonio behaving himself now.
mr zorror sir,
thank you for the good wishes..
and thank you for jaqui's tale of truth and trust!
i love it, i do!
and i'm that witch......
Hi Witch,
Haven't been here for a while. You know zorro had a student name antonio too! That's me. Good wishes to you and my name sake. I too don't trust myself 100%
tony,
heheheh.....nice to see you.
and...really, you are zorro's student?
cool!
Witchy, yes Antonio was my student in Form 3. He forgot an essay assignment: A Football Match; and he knew that he was in hot, boiling oil! He passed up his assignment like the others. His essay: "Big Storm. Match postponed." The best, most truthful one-liner essay. I couldn't kill him could I. Thats my Antonio!
Hi Witch
Just to let you know that the story Zorro sent you was sent to me by someone else.
Happy Anniversary to you and Antonio.
P.S. Love Anthonio's one liner essay as described by Zorro. How can we get mad with a creative student like that?
zorro,
anthonio's a gem! such gall! such wit!
thanks again!
JT,
thanks, JT.
Yep...isn't just!
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