Tiger's Escapade To The Bahamas...Solo

Talk about remorse. Huh!
We're talking about golfer and mega-sportsman Tiger Woods who, the world now knows, is a bloody serial cheater.
He told the whole wide world, more or less, that he is very remorseful and wants to make things right with his wife to whom he had been such a bastard, and that he wants so dearly to be with his family whom he loves so much.

(Can I now puke?)

Already, his wife Elin, has been seen around without him and minus her wedding ring on her finger.

There's talk that she wants to divorce him. Good for you, girl! Take him to the cleaners too, while you at it!

Okay. Here's the best part. The oh-so-very-Tiger idea of getting away from it all, putting all that scandal behind him. Going away with his buddies to the Bahamas on his yacht. No wife, no kids.

What crock!

No prizes for guessing what's in store on that yacht and in the Bahamas.

That guy is a pathological humper.

They said that about a local politician years ago. Just put a skirt around a lamp post and he'd hump the lamp post.

I'd say the same thing about Tiger. Just put a blonde wig on a lamp post and he'd hump the lamp post before you could say whamma!

It must have been tough for Tiger all through his marriage to keep up that image of a family man.

When all that while, he was screwing every damn babe and broad he laid his sleazy eyes on!