Hell Knows Fury Like A Woman Cheated And Scorned...

...and everything that goes along with her man's (even if he is soon-to-be her ex) shenanigans.

I read this one in the Star and I laughed out loud. I was amused. But I felt no pity for the victim (the man).

The case occurred in Taman Selesa Jaya, Johor Baru early Monday morning. A woman allegedly splashed acid on her ex-husband - a 25-year-old police constable -- and his girlfriend at his (must have been their former marital) home.

Jamaluddin Mat Isa and his wife were divorced in May and was scheduled to get the relevant court documents after Hari Raya.

Earlier reports said that Jamaluddin and his girlfriend (also 25) were caught by his ex-wife, in a compromising position.

My guess is that Jamaluddin had been cheating on her while they were married and had been carrying on an affair with this girl. She never forgave him. Nor his mistress.

So, really, she must have pented up her emotions. I really really cannot blame her.

The Star interviewed this S.O.B. Of course, the poor ex-wife was arrested after the incident so no way could the Star interview her.

Jamaluddin had the cheek, the bloody gall to say that he had always known that his ex-wife would not leave him alone after he divorced her but he did not expect her to scar him and his girlfriend for life.

Stupid fool. He should have expected the worst-lah.

Here's the interview:

“We were downstairs for a while before we went upstairs to bed when I suddenly felt a burning sensation on my back.

“When I turned around, I saw my ex-wife splashing a solution which burnt my chest and hands,” he said yesterday when met at the Sultan Aminah Hospital here where he was warded for severe acid burns

His ex-wife also hurled abuses at his girlfriend and even waited in the house after the assault before police arrived and arrested her.

Jamaluddin said his girlfriend was also injured on the face, chest and thigh in the attack.

“She must have been waiting in the house when my girlfriend and I returned home after supper at about 4am,” said Jamaluddin, who has been with the police force for three years.

His married the woman last year but the union lasted only eight months.

“We got married after being in love and having a long distance relationship for several years before I joined the police force.

“I never imagined that she would be such a possessive wife who never allowed me to go out alone anywhere except when I was working.

“Once she tried to commit suicide by leaping from the fourth floor of some flats opposite my home as she believed I was having an affair because I came home late from work,” he said.

Jamaluddin said that he wanted to take his ex-wife for psychiatric help but she always insisted that she was fine.

Asked whether he would forgive her for what she has done, he said: “I will lodge a report after I am well and I never want to see her again.”

Jamaluddin said he last met her in court in June, adding that he hoped that his ex-wife would be locked away and be given psychiatric help.

Nusajaya OCPD Supt Abd Aziz Ahmad said the suspect was under remand.

If convicted of causing grevious hurt, she could face a maximum jail term of 20 years and a fine or whipping.

Poor woman. Damn her cheating ex-husband. He must have driven her crazy.

We all can say - "oh..why? was it worth it?"

I don't know the lady but I'm sure she's laughing all the way to jail.
Puas hati!

And, folks...that surely is life as it is. Meow.

Akhil Hayy And Waheeda :Lies And Deception

When I read about the alleged affair of "penceramah bebas"/singer Ustaz Hayy (Akhil Hayy) and (also singer) Waheeda some time in May, I knew there was a lot of smoke there.

Gossip like that don't just come out of nowhere.

I knew that they must be having an affair and are just denying it all.

First off, I wanted to puke. To wretch it all out. You know, I've heard this before. An affair explodes and the two in question deny like nobody's business.

Akhil (he should be banned from using the honorific "ustaz". How dare he?) was accused of having an affair with Waheeda with whom he was doing a TV show.

It was no less than his own (now ex) wife Maizawati Zainal, 33, who revealed the affair.

The whole hullaballoo was in May and got a lot of publicity, mainly in the Malay tabloids. Fodder for them surely.

Both Akhil and Waheeda denied the affair and never failed to invoke Allah SWT's name. Obviously trying to dupe the Malay public with their honest-to-good image.

I hate that about these people. Waheeda, trying to look so pure and good with her demure tudung image when in fact she was having an affair with someone's husband.

Needless to say, Akhil and Maizawati (they have two children - Siti Nur Maisarah and Mohd Syarif Idayatullah) finally divorced.

And needless to say, Akhil, 40 and Waheeda, 31 tied the knot. So much for "tidak tidak, kami tiada hubungan apa-apa, hanya kawan"...Baah. You can fool some people some of the time, you dishonest ngoks.

The adulterous man and his mistress got married on Sunday (Aug 16) in Kuala Kubu Bharu.

This is what the two-timing Akhil said:
"Ana (I, in arabic --sheesh) harap semua kemelut dan gosip dinoktahkan dengan ijabkabul...."

Hah! Are we stupid, or what? We knew all along you were having this dangerous liaison with little Miss pure-in-tudung. You guys never fooled us.

Now, you can tell everyone THAT? What kind of ustaz are you? How dare you pretend to be so holy.....?

But...well. All the water is under the bridge now (and what kind of saying is that?) .

Let's wish these two itchy people a good life and may he not have another affair.....MEOW!

Is Ma Babe A Closet (Serious) Flirt?

I don't know why I sometimes have nagging pangs of suspicions about Antonio. It's not that I'm basically a very suspicious person. But for some odd reason sometimes, I feel my antennae just go up and I start looking things up.

They can be in blogs or facebooks.

And that was just it.

See, I don't usually check out Antonio's facebook. It was just that one day when I decided to just take a peek -- a very long peek -- into his facebook.

And then I found 2 things -- a photo of a "strange" unknown woman in a wet sexy dress and flirtatous exchanges between Antonio and this woman.

I did the usual. My deathly curiosity more than piqued. Inflamed. I clicked on the photo and found out who she was.

Did she tag the photo to Antonio? Or did Antonio take the photo? The second possibility seems, well, impossible.

The first was more plausible because that's how people get photos in their facebooks. If that were so, then why would this woman (not known to me) tag a sexy photo of hers to Antonio?

You don't send a sexy photo of yourself to a man you hardly know unless he asked you to and you must kinda like each other to bother.

So, what was going on?

And the sexy flirtatious exchanges? you must have something going there for that to happen.

So, tell me?

Are all men like Antonio when confronted?

I asked him who she was. He couldn't lie there because the details are in her facebook. I wanted to know how and where they met.

Then I asked what the fuck was that all about.

Stupid inane "explanations". He was so pathetic I wanted to kick him in his face.

Not serious conversation between them in facebook, he stuttered. No baby, but that was some serious flirtation there.

Am I stupid (like you) or what?

He swore there was nothing going on. Never was and never will be.

Does he think I am as stupid as he is? What a dickhead.

That kind of going on shows that you're "close" enough to be flirting. And that's just on facebook. Smses? Blackberrying?

I can't say that things are good between us. I don't trust him at all. I've come to the conclusion that he is a bastard of the first degree.

Yeah, he loves me. But he is a pathological flirt. Should have realized it when we first met.
Them eyes. Yeah...them eyes. Playboys have 'em.

I haven't decided to kick him out of my life. Yet.

But, he'll pay. He'll have to. MEOW!